Mammal Oreo Day 2017

For many reasons, this past Memorial Day was especially significant to me. Of course, it was my first Memorial Day as a married man, but it was also the first Memorial Day that I celebrated by eating a few mammal Oreos (white chocolate-covered Oreos with gummi bears on top).

For the first time in ten years, Whiskey Day (May 27th) passed me by without my notice. I’ll try not to let it happen again.

Also on Memorial Day, I got the first speeding ticket of my life. Also my second.

One more, and it’s legally considered a “spree.”

-Ryan