Keep It Going

February, always a trying month, has lit upon the mighty midwest and brought with her a big honking winter storm. Anderson, both the city and the school, is looking at being shut down for two days and this has precipitated in me adopting a very languid brand of sedentary living. This comes at a physiologically awkward time for me, inasmuch as I had recently resigned myself to a 5,000-calorie-a-day diet. When you're not doing anything more physical than playing Uno, eating that much is a real chore. Here's how day #1 of the diet played out:

1 Glass Creatine	150 Calories
1 Peanut Butter Milk Shake (w/ whey)	740 Calories
2 Bananas	340 Calories
1 Bacon & Cheese Muffin	300 Calories
1 Large Bowl of Oatmeal	260 Calories
1 Marie Calendar Frozen Dinner	550 Calories
1 Ounce Salted Peanuts	166 Calories
1 Cup of Broccoli	30 Calories
1 Golden Delicious Apple	101 Calories
1 Cliff Bar (chocolate chip)	240 Calories
2 Egg & Sausage Sandwiches	1180 Calories
16 Ounces Chocolate Milk	360 Calories
1 Slice Black Forest Cake	479 Calories
Grand Total	5046 Calories

Yes. So what we've learned here is that chocolate milk has a lot of calories and broccoli does not. We've also learned that if the Wellness Center doesn't open soon and I keep this crap going, I will get real fat and probably die. I should do some homework.

-Ryan