Survival Tips

I learned a few things this past weekend while roughing it in Paynetown.

• If something tastes good by itself, it'll taste good when baked with several other things that taste good.


• Drinking water out of a cheese bag is as gross as it is necessary.


• Shale is never as sturdy as you think it is.


• Unlike many of my friends, I can only stand classic rock for 23 hours a day.


• Lighter fluid is a reasonable and practical piece of camping paraphernalia. Provided you're a shameless pansy.


• Only a big dummy would forget to bring something as essential to the camping experience as a sleeping bag.


• I'm a big dummy.

-Ryan